Every professional team on earth knows that the real secret to success is having an impeccable pancake coordinator. Team member Sir James Banker (that’s right, the Queen has knighted this horse riding pancake revolutionist) has studied the art of scheduling pancake breakfast for years. He knows the best restaurants with the finest syrups. His attention to detail and schedules is like none other. His coordinating emails are precise and his suggestions are excellent. This is why Banker has been unanimously voted and named Team Clementine’s Pancake Coordinator. You may have seen James on an Iron Chef episode in which he challenged Iron Chef Aunt Jemima when the secret ingredient was Pancakes. You know the outcome of that…. That’s why it’s called Uncle James now.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank James for all his hard work in getting the team together for breakfast over the past several months. Without people like James in this world, we wouldn’t have the carbs and sugar to fuel our bodies (or Meurer’s channel two clients).
Thanks for all your hard work James!
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